Secret #7

Make sure you have the right...

Lighting...

Mirror...

Angle...

So once you start working out...again...you could see that ONE MUSCLE that shows with the right lighting, in the right mirror and at the right angle...and you'll be encouraged!  LOL

Secret #6

When taking pictures, ask that all pics be taken from above!!! 

Secret #5

Ease into squats. You have to check your seam threshold.

Secret #4

Test every chair before you commit to sitting down.

Secret #3

Never wear horizontal striped shirts!  They make you look bigger.

Secret # 2

During the Summer wear black tshirts so your sweat ring doesn't show!

Secret #1...

ONLY take pictures from the bottom of the chest up!